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Akia. 17!!! Pansexual af. technically according to louisiana im an adult or smthn but im actually not im a child !!!!

if you tell me a good pun i'll probably have sex with you, or give u a nice hug. whatever ur into ❤️✌️

snapchat: fryingpansexual

kik: DoubleDweeb. (With the period).

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

keke palmers vine is a work of art

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hesitence:

when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship

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fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

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It’s really difficult for me to be happy. And then for other people it just seems so simple.They just grow up and they’re so fulfilled.

Young Adult (2011)

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shalottlives:

No Sew:
Halter Top
Braided Neck
Slashed Scarf
Classic Slashes
Draped Vest
Braided Back
Cropped Tee
Braided Sleeves
Fringe Scarf
Macrame Tank Top
Tied Vest
Lattice Studded Shirt
Cut Out Top
No Sew Skirt
Lace Insert
T-Shirt Bag
Beach Tote
Knotted Headband
Throw Pillow
Pillow (video!)
Some Sewing:
Sleeveless Dress
Long Infinity Scarf
Cardigan
Ruffled Skirt 1
Knotted Headband
Lace Sleeves
Corset Lacing
Aprons
Cut Out Bandeau
Crochet Trim Seam
Dolman Tee
Peplum Top
Lace Up Collar and Sleeves
Quilts
Tunic Dress
Bleach, Markers and Tie Dye
Bleached Fish
Bleach “Love”
Sharpie Tie Dye
Bleached Black T Shirt
How to Tie Dye
How to Tie Dye 2
Tie Dye Swim Cover Up

shalottlives:

No Sew:

Some Sewing:

Bleach, Markers and Tie Dye

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jetn:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

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fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*


*nervously shakes the party popper*


*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*


*has a wonderful night with the party popper*


*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.
Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.
"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck

jetn:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*

*nervously shakes the party popper*

*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck

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titytwochainz:

omg

titytwochainz:

omg

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sidegrl:

tbh I’m only passionate about dogs and underwear

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spoken-not-written:

spoken-not-written:

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chat up line: if you were a slug heading for the salt pot, i’d save you

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Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

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river-sconnie:

i think i missed this episode of spn…

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memoriesandmoonlight:

I don’t know why I even woke up this morning

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wow that was total depressing bullshit.
I want someone to love me. I don’t want that someone to be a grown man/the father of my cousins.
My life is fucked and I want to get away from these drugs.
I may as well just do them jesus christ.

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iswearimnotnaked:

i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god

iswearimnotnaked:

i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god

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